quakertown

the word quakertown derives from drugs and cars. in quakertown you will find drugs in every house and a honda civic around every corner. if you like people with teeth dont go here. 309 is where they race and where basically the town is. so come to quakertown if smoke weed, drive a fast car, like pregnant adolescent, make out infront of the movie theatre, or like a good chinese buffet. quakertown represent
yo lets go into the “town”
lets go for a blunt ride in “town”
lets go to nestors.
you know you are from quakertown and its surrounding areas if; the best thing to do is go to wal mart on a friday or sat-rday night. you know exactly what grida’s is and know its opening day and closing day. the back parking lot of the regal is the best for doing donuts in. the car shows at dairy queen are always a big hit! you know that hayc-ck is an elementary school, and not some lame s-xual innuendo you know exactly who mario galante is. the milford soccer games were put on delay because of a cow being in the middle of the field. dominick’s/ giovanni’s/ pizza randa all have the best pizza in town. you have a really large feeling of disgust when you hear someone say they are from pennridge. one word qmart! you know your screwed when there is traffic, not because of cars, but because of the slow -ss tractor in front of you. knowing that half the town worked/works at friendly’s or giant.
you got owned quakertown style.
a place where being “banned for life” from the qmart is a legitimate bonafided bragging right.
quakertown
you know you are from quakertown and its surrounding areas if; the best thing to do is go to wal mart on a friday or sat-rday night. you know exactly what grida’s is and know its opening day and closing day. the back parking lot of the regal is the best for doing donuts in. the car shows at dairy queen are always a big hit! you know that hayc-ck is an elementary school, and not some lame s-xual innuendo you know exactly who mario galante is. the milford soccer games were put on delay because of a cow being in the middle of the field. dominick’s/ giovanni’s/ pizza randa all have the best pizza in town (thank you gewles). you have a really large feeling of disgust when you hear someone say they are from pennridge. one word qmart! you know your screwed when there is traffic, not because of cars, but because of the slow -ss tractor in front of you. knowing that half the town worked/works at friendly’s or giant.
you got owned, quakertown style
a town in which there are only two police cars and the rest are undercover, such as the yellow colbolt (total bamf). where friday nights consist of getting baked somewhere within the vicinity of the local shopping plaza, and paying $9 to get a ticket for a movie you don’t plan on watching. the education here is specf-ckingtacular, i mean nothing beats having a butch dyk- as your high school princ-p-l. i guess one could sum this town up in just a few words, “worst f-cking town in america.”
dan: i live in quakertown!
andrew: it’s lynching time
in the 70s, home of the summer street nationals, where even the cops raced. home of the qmart! fomer owner of the record for the most eateries in a 2 mile radius. philadelphia and allentown’s shared middle-city. also home of ghost mountain, the covered bridge, and the albinos.
blazing blunts in a beat-up taurus on the 309 in quakertown.