Qualcommer
an employee of qualcomm. this term is typically a derogatory term used to describe an employee who is perpetually idle and hides his/her laziness in the m-sses of the large corporation.
if you are an outstanding employee of qualcomm, you are said to be “employed by qualcomm” instead of being a “qualcommer”.
ricardo is a typical qualcommer… he doesn’t do anything but show up to meetings and nod his head.
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