Qualified Racist
a person that thinks they have earned the right to make derogatory statements about another race or culture because of their relationships.
ted: what’s up with wetbacks always wearing jeans and having mustaches?
bill: dude, why would you say that?
ted: no it’s cool, i’m dating a mexican girl.
bill: oh, i wasn’t aware that you were a qualified racist
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