Qualves
qualves: the area of a male’s leg where the quadracept and the hamstring are the same size as the calf. medical cause: adipose tissue surrounding the kneecap, probably congenital, worsened by weight gain and improved in appearance by not wearing shorts.
hey cool-aid guy, check out those qualves! the upper anatomical part of the leg above the cankles.
a qualf is the male versions of a queef. in other words its a fart out of the p-n-s. painful to say the least.
that sh-t was so gay, i just qualfed.
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