Quandike Bar
the most delisiously asian, banana-flavored, chocolate-covered frozen treat you will ever taste. not from concentrate. also comes in adorable apple, cuddly cherry, and f-ckyouemoselfpityingfreshmen flavors.
emily: oh look! a quandike bar!
quan: …no.
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