Quantitative cheesing


the consumption of large amounts of dairy product.
patient: “i’m m-ssively lactose intolerant; what can i do?”
doctor: “i recommend a course of quant-tative cheesing.”
patient: “but… isn’t that going to make things worse?”
doctor: “yep!”

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