Quantitative Easing
a s-xual practice whereby many d-cks (as big and as many as possible) are inserted into an -sshole. the idea is to annihilate the -sshole beyond recognition… to the point where n-body could ever figure out exactly which d-ck caused all the destruction. it destroys the -sshole completely, but the destruction is so great that it couldn’t possibly be pinned on one particular d-ck.
can also be applied to economics, but the term “-sshole” is replaced by subject “economy” and “d-cks” are replaced by “the federal reserve”.
bob: d-mn! that b-tch’s -ss is destroyed! they must have performed quant-tative easing on her!
chris: well, there is certainly some inflation going on there! they could have at least spit on it!
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