Quantum Bone
to get so f-cked up while drinking that you take on a new ident-ty with every girl you meet whilst in pursuit of a one night stand. you also imagine seeing a hologram of one of your close friends telling you the probability of you getting laid with your current alias using a dollar store cellphone. success of said pursuit results in a quantum bone
dj: -wakes up in love hotel- huh?
random girl: oh, hey. you were awesome last night angelo.
dj: oh boy…
hologram of brandon: dude! you totally quantum boned her!
dj: brandon? what the f-ck?!
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