quantum splooge
the act of -j-c-l-t-ng so hard and vigorously the seems in the t-st-cl-s break and a large explosion of c-m and b-lls flies out of you bag. if this is done vigourousoy enough it will cause the sp-ce time continuum to malfunction and b-lls from different universes and dimensions will be flying out of the shatter of time which originated from your b-lls.
(w-nks)
“oh sh-t oh sh-t oh sh-t! what the f-ck oh my god its so painful! i think i just quantum splooged”
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