Quarterly Monogamist


someone that commits themselves to a relationship for a short while, at the most a few months and then immediately end it once they feel things have run their course. they move from the end of one relationship to the beginning of a new relationship quickly.
tom: “happy 3 month anniversary baby?”

ella: “i love you, but its a new season, so we’re through. nothing personal hun, but i’m usually onto someone new by now. my 3 months are up, buh bye!”

tom: “d-mn quarterly monogamist!”

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