Quasimodo
quasimodos are the best way to get drunk ever, especially when you’re in a big group! the quasimodo drink has two parts, the quasi (lemonade flavour alcho-pop) and the modo (shot of apple sourz). you take one sip from the bottle, just enough so there’s room for the shot. then once the drink has mixed, it’s time to quasimodo!!! in a big group the lead wizard shouts 3, 2, 1 then the whole group shouts as loud as they can quasimodo!!!! once you’ve strawpedo’ed the bottle’s content you place the empty bottle on your head and shout wizard!!!!
fancy a quasimodo? yes lad! 3, 2, 1 quasimodo… drink… wizard!!!
an insult directed at a person with a hunched back. derived from the movie hunchback of notre dame.
yo quasimodo, your shoulders sag more than an old lady’s arms!
quasimodo qua si mo do : is the protagonist of 1831 novel the hunchback of notre dame. quasimodo was born with severe deformities, like his infamous hump, quasimodo was abandoned on the doorstep of notre dame on a quasimodo sunday (hence the name). he is often thought of as the epitome of “ugly”, i.e. he is the antonym of paul gregson. he is also the subject of many sh-t jokes. like this one.
synonyms of quasimodo: james greenhalgh, paul green, justin baker, and generally anyone who isn’t paul gregson
approaching someone wearing a hooded sweatshirt, and then stuffing the hood part down the neck of the sweatshirt. the end result looks like a hump on the person’s back, hence quasimodo.
oh sh-t, that kid has a hoodie on! give him the biggest quasimodo of his life.
to tie a b-tch up in handcuffs, chains, etc. in order to present said b-tch in front of a crowd and throw tomatoes at them in a humiliating manner.
ex: adrienne kept s-ssing me so i quasimodoed that b-tch.
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