Quassumption
asking a question with an -ssumed response.
guy: so, why don’t we grab some food, rent a movie, go back to my place and have some s-x?
girl: you think we’re having s-x, do you?
guy: that was my qu-ssumption…
girl: well you qu-ssumed wrong.
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