quatsch


rubbish in german
pr-nounced “kvach”
sounds kinda like “crotch”
what a load of quatsch
the german word for nonsense.

also: short for “this is stupid/bullsh-t!”
example 1:

kid: yesterday, superman was flying over my house.

dad: that’s total quatsch !

example 2:

girl a: i’m the hottest girl in the entire world.

girl b: stop talking such quatsch ! everybody knows, that i’m the hottest girl in the entire world !

example 3:

a: santa claus is real!

b: quatsch!

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