Quattle


a situation that you’re not quite sure about.
“dude, what type of drink is this?”
“i’m not sure, just drink it.”
“it’s a quattle in a bottle.”

“i want a group of naked women to feed me strips of bacon. does that make me a pig of a man? or am i simply a pig that wants to be a man?”

“i’m not sure, that’s quite a quattle.”
you know what it is!
what’s a quattle? you know what it is!

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