quatto


the oversized belly of an individual who appears to be thin in regular clothes, yet has a disproportionably large tummy.

source: quatto was introduced in the 1990’s movie total recall. quatto lived in a man’s stomach while visiting mars and became famous for the phrase, “quaid, release your mind”. unfortunately, quatto’s acting career came to a screeching halt when he was shot in the head.
seriously you stink russ, stop feeding quatto buffalo wings?

nice shirt todd, but i didn’t know we were bringing quatto to the party.

let’s stop here, quatto’s really hungry
noun. a t-rd that becomes stuck to a wall or other object after being thrown or catapulted through the air.
i was sweeping out the hangar the other day, and spotted a big, nasty quatto.

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