Queef

a walking queef and or an explosion of air/flatulence from the v-g-n-
-yo look at that queef!
-thats gotta be spencer stapleton.
an expulsion of wind from the v-lv- during coitus; a v-g-n-l fart.
rumor has it that thea can queef the alphabet.
queef (kweef) n.
the expulsion of air from a v-g-n- after s-xual intercourse, usually very fast-paced or deep intercourse, and most often resulting after the “doggy style” position, or variants of said position. queefs are known to have a “wet” sound, and can occur during intercourse, or after. queefs occur when an object, usually a p-n-s, creates a vacuum of air inside the v-g-n-, usually because of a certain angle or position, or because of use of a condom, and happen when the p-n-s or object is removed or pushed deeper into the v-g-n-. many think of queefs as a “s-x interrupter” because females are usually embarr-ssed and males usually embarr-ssed or amused as the very unique and recognizable sound of a queef.
julia coughed loudly to drown out her queef as brian pulled out.
air expulsion from the v-g-n-l area usually after s-x. in the eighteenth century, it was common practice for small groups of well-to-do southern women to each lift up their corsets and “queef” at their leisure on warm, summer afternoons. typically performed on balconies or porches, these women would insert various large objects in their toots and slowly pull them out to create the desired sound. these “porch parties” would provide hours of fun for the ladies while the men were away, and, from a practical standpoint, at times, enough air circulation as a respite from the brutal summer heat. small wagers were often placed with the winner going to longest continuous queef, highest pitch, lowest pitch, smelliest, and wettest. there was also the queef sing-a-long; and a special prize was given to any women whose queef could attract wildlife.
annabelle tried to conceal her queef at the governors ball but to no avail.
a flatulent-sounding explusion of air from the v-g-n-, caused by the pumping of air into it with one’s p-n-s, or the spasming the v-g-n- can go through during oral s-x, “gulping” in and eventually expelling air.
when stacey queefed while i was making love to her orally, it startled the h-ll out of me, we both laughed, and i dove right back in. i quickly learned that her queefs were her body’s way of showing how much she loved what i was doing and i welcomed them.
1: a “vart” or v-g-n- fart.

2: a new brand of snack cracker.
hey, bill!! i do believe that delicate flower of a wife ya got there expelled a gaseous queef o’ airy goodness from her vulvic nether region! it may be a result of the continuous banging of my w-nger-doodle in said wife’s snapper hole.
gosh, don! all this scientific s-x talk is making me hungry! hand me that box of nabisco queefs or i will bludgen your head with this solid aluminum replica of a baby’s arm holding an apple.
air expelled from the v-g-n- causing the l-b– minora to audibly vibrate creating a sound resembling a fart. a queef, however is not accompanied by a scent as with a fart .queefs often occur during or after deep penile penetration and can add even more fun to s-x.
air expelled from the v-g-n-, sometimes mistaken from a fart. air is sucked into the v-g-n-l opening when a foreign objectt is pushed in from a certain angle creating a vac-mm. the release of air causes a farting noise. queefs are common during s-xual intercourse (especially the acrobatic kind) and even after if air is still trapped.
“you didn’t push it in all the way so the sound you heard when you withdrew was a queef, not a fart”

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