queef jerky
an old, dried up piece of cunny
grandma’s p-ssy has turned to queef jerky!
an expulsion of air when a man jerks off (or is being jerked off) with lube or lotion and creates a farting sound.
stacy made a farting sound with my d-ck while giving me a hand job; she called it a queef jerky.
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