queef sandwich
when two women straddle a mans erect p-n-s and proceed to queef simultaniously. sucks for him.
dude my girlfriend and her mom gave me the raunchiest queef sandwich last night, all day people have been asking me if i went fishing.
a sandwich with both quail meet and beef. best served hot. often referred to simply as a queef.
i think ill have some limburger cheese on my sandwich. i know the cheese smells bad, but nothing beats a stinky queef sandwich.
i’m so hungry i could eat my queef, your queef and and even that prost-tutes queef.
i thought it would be awful, but now i know its not always bad to have a mouth full of queef. i cant wait to get my next queef sandwich.
jimmies mad at me. i went to his house for lunch yesterday and i ate his moms queef when n-body was looking.
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