queef stick
your dong. in other words, what makes queefs happen.
td: my chick wanted me to make her breakfast in bed.
toch: what did you do?
td: i brought her my queef stick on toast.
toch: nice
when my queef stick did its magic she started laughing. since she thought it was funny i gave her a tony danza.
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