Queen Helen


helen clark, prime minister of new zealand’s gynocracy. easily identifiable by her bad teeth, terrible haircut and most noticeably her incredibly low voice which makes her sound like a man. can usually be seen around central helengrad (wellington, nz) wearing a lime green or dark brown trouser suit and exercising control over her kingdom.
“my name’s helen and i used to be a man”

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