queening
british term :-
the act of a woman sitting on her subserviants face for the majority of the day.
also known as throning
man shes into kinky sh-t she likes s&m and queening
an ancient art in which a woman presses and rubs her genitalia and/or -n-s against the tongue, lips, and nose of her subordinate. she cl-ssically positions herself in a sitting on or straddling over another’s face facesitting. the first images of this can be seen in ancient egyptian drawings, but it is known to have been a historic part of ancient j-panese, chinese, indian, medieval european, victorian and other cultures. originally a way for upper cl-ss women (queens included) who wished to achieve s-xual gratification without becoming pregnant; be they a virgin or a wife with her husband unavailable. it was usually the job of male slaves and servants to submit to their mistresses desires, in j-pan there were even brothels where women and girls would pay for male slaves specially trained in the art of queening.
today queening is enjoyed by people the world over regardless of social status. in this age of balancing the feminine energy it seems to be a particularly useful way for women to feel empowered and can be equally enjoyable for whom they sit/ride upon. just remember practice and focus will lead to skill for both people involved.
“sorry i didn’t call you back, i was queening my husband until late last night.”
“i bought two slave boys today, come to my palace this evening and we can queen them together and have tea.”
all canadian citizens can call 1-800-ocanada and order 5 portraits of the queen, they are ent-tled to this. queening is the next step after getting a girl in bed. once you have that b-tch wrapped around your finger, you get her to call up the hotline, order up the queens and when they arrive you have her give them to you; taking what’s ent-tled to her. then you leave her, for good. it’s an emotional forgery that was created for the sole purpose of getting these pictures.
can be used in past tense as “queened”
e.g. “i totally queened that girl i met on new years.”
“yo, are you still dating that one girl?”
“dating, no i was just queening that b-tch”
“awe, f-ck yeah”
“yeah bro, got the portraits and now i have her majesty looking over me in the bedroom and the bathroom”
“word”
jumping upon someone’s face and rubbing your genitals in their hair in a defiling manner. may be followed by a ploughing
hagan is going to get a harsh queening
the act of being a drama queen. male or female.
we are in the hotel but bobby cross is being such a drama queen. let’s go back to my room. there’s no queening down there. stop queening.
advancing upon a female adversary and resting ones c-ck and b-lls upon their head in a tiara fashion.
the final touch is considered victory sauce which is obtained after -j-c-l-t–n.
hey man you busy?
kind of, i’m busy queening abbey
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