Queer eye for the Hi-5
a symbolic handshake that originated from the indiginous tribe of ballwashers from chrw. this gesture is usually followed with an annoying cat call that resembles a dying ostrich: “yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaah”
only queers, ballwashers and c-ckgobblersof similar creeds can use this gesture – it is forbidden for anyone else.
john: “i am the greatest living human
being ever.”
acorn:
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