Quelch
a quelch is a v-g-n-l burp similar to a queef. a quelch is common among those that sport gunts and frequently suffer from yeast infections. a wet quelch produces a frothy gelatinous discharge that can be used as subst-tute for bug repellent. the smell of the quelch ranges between that of rotten rutabagas and orangutan feet. if you encounter a quelch immediately flush all exposed orifices and induce vomiting. elderly quelchs have been know to cause small dust storms in rural areas.
she quelched so hard she ruptured her gunt.
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a quelch is a major inconvenience caused by any reason.
that rain on sunday was such a quelch! i wanted to go to the beach.
school is such a quelch.
wiping a plate or bowl after a meal so you can eat every last bit. can be performed with a finger or bread, etc.
“stop quelching, this is a posh resturant”
“but it’s so d-mn tasty”
n/v to fart or p-ss flachalence
(n)
wow, i never want to be in the car with jackrat when he fishbowls his quelches! stuff makes me gag…
(v)
sometimes when i quelch whilst sitting with my legs closed, the air bubbles pop thru my thighs…its actually a little humorous.
a v-g-n-l belch
queef+belch= quelch
as the girl ran by him, he heard an explosive quelch.
a cross between queef (a v-g-n-l expulsion of air) and a belch (a loud protrusion of air and often small particles from the mouth). as such, a quelch is a loud belch from the v-g-n-l region often resulting in a light spray emerging from this region.
hannah quelched all over rainer’s face as he went to f-ll-t- her, covering his face in an opaque liquid.
1. a v-g-n-l sneeze 2. a squirting -rg-sm in which the secretions are blasted out in a spray rather than in a stream.
i was eating my girlfriend out and she came and quelched all over me.
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