Quelp
the queens ubiquitous ever-lasting patrol (quelp) was founded in 1365 by lord henry thistletw-t of bristol. it continues to this day to serve the reigning queen with pride and integrity. the patrol consists of 50 men, 4 knights of the realm in charge of operations – which currently consist of drinking tea, discussing edwardian politics and shouting at the swiss guard stationed outside of quelp hq – a wooden log cabin occupying 74 acres in east manchester, just a stonesthrow from buckingham palace.
the word ‘quelp’ has become synonymous with a proper and decent gentleman, to which all other men aspire.
by george, he sure is a quelp. the other day he saved my daughter from addiction and wrenched my family out of poverty.
why if i were only a quelp instead o’a dirty prole, i wouldnae haf to werk in mi pa’s s-x shoppe.
in the event that lint attaches itself to the hair twixt the b-tt cheeks, such an attachment is commonly called a “quelp.” quelps are -n-logous to the hair that inhabits the belly b-tton.
dude, i must have scr-ped a fist-full of quelp out of my crack!
the quelp is like unto the bat. they both dwell in dark caverns and hang poised over piles of sh-t.
i just bought new underwear and i have been pulling quelps out of my b-tt all day.
a person with an obnoxious voice and/or personality. can include, but not limited to, ugly, stupid, or annoying people.
pr-nunciation can differ from “qwelp” to something like “kelp”.
what a stupid pr-ck! he’s such a quelp.
she never shuts up about her cats. stupid quelp…
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