Queso mustache
when a male -j-c-l-t-s onto their partner’s face (generally after oral s-x) and the s-m-n lands largely on the upper lip. the -j-c-l-t-e then puts on a sombrero and yells “dios mio!” and restrains their partner until the s-m-n dries, creating a queso mustache.
last night, my wife ended up with a textbook queso mustache after a bl-wj-b.
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