Question Talker


(n.)
a person who asks themself a question then immediately answers that question themself.
question talker:
“do i want you to be on time, dr. turk? yes i do.
am i going to remember this? of course i am.”
a question talker is a person who askes themselves a question, for the sole purpose of answering it themselves.
“did i just go outside? yes i did.”
someone who puts a question mark at the end of every sentence, regardless if it is a statement or not. usually -ssociated with neo-hippies and trustafarians.
“so like i went to the organic store today? and i totally picked up some organic-hemp?”

“like, hemp is already organic? stupid questiontalker.”

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