Quetzal
a quick pretzel
how could you not know what a quetzal it’s a quick pretzel
1) a monetary unit of guatemala, equal to 100 centavos.
2) the national bird of guatemala.
3) word used in a nonsense fashion by mad magazine.
shipping an issue of mad from new york to guatemala by ground will cost 2000 quetzals (think it’s easy to drive through central america?).
the dragons’ teacher on the show dragon tales
when emmy needed advice about taking a rhyme bird she named cutie pie home, she asked quetzal, their teacher, and he agreed that it wasn’t a good idea. she eventually left cutie pie her hair ribbon that c-ssie, the peach dragon, made for her until she returned to dragon land.
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