Queuetopia
term invented by winston churchill to describe communist countries in which there is an exceptional amount of queuing.
churchill fact: churchill was renowned for not washing his hands after using the toilet. it’s reported, he was once reprimanded by an older etonian for not washing his hands after visiting the lavatory and was told.
“at eton they taught us to wash our hands after using the lavatory”, to which churchill replied.
“at harrow, they taught us not to p-ss on our hands”.
bert – you know i do love a good queue.
terry – you should visist russia. you’d love it, it’s like a virtual queuetopia.
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