quick shit
the act of quickly p–ping out a t-rd during the flush to disguise the fact you are p–ping in public.
even though she did a quicksh-t terry could smell her p–p.
having to take a dump at super speed, often aiming to break the current record of 3:30:08, the timing of which starts the moment the door is locked and ends the moment the sh-tter walk out the door – smelling like sh-t.
mostly used when you need to go somewhere, but can’t hold your sh-t, in which case you might take a quick sh-t right then and there.
often used in conjunction with the word ‘dawg’.
dawg 1 : yo dawg, i can’t wait. i need to take a “quick sh-t” right here, right now. fitness made my bowels work overtime.
dawg 2 : dude, i’m not gonna wait for you to finish your brownie. it always takes ages.
dawg 1 : dawg, i said i’ll make it a quick sh-t. what do you say? you can even time it and see if i can break the record.
dawg 2 : aight dawg, it’s on! but make it quick (sh-t).
– 3:30:08 minutes later –
dawg 1 : dawg, i be stinking like cr-p.
dawg 2 : at least you got a record of 3:30:08.
dawg 1 : aight dawg, let’s roll!
when you have to take a sh-t really badly but realize you do not have enough time to get it all out so you do as much of it as you can. this usually results in regret because 20 minutes later you have the urge to p–p again.
guy 1: o man i have to sh-t again
guy 2: didnt you just p–p?
guy1: yea but it was just a quick sh-t cause i had to get this meeting.
sarcastic name for one who has just done or said something extremely stupid.
kyle: (accidentaly knocks baby off bridge after balancing it on the railing)
ross:way to go quick sh-t!
kyle:shutup
also see: quickness
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