Quiet Guy Effect
the akward silence followed by hostility that quieter guys experience when talking to a girl. however, if a more outspoken guy says the exact same thing, it is tolerated and often respected. this occurs because of the -ssumption many (though not all) girls make that guys that don’t talk much and keep to themselves are perverted.
jack-ss: care to hear a joke? (tells a dirty joke)
girl: hahahaha! that’s funny. i’ll have to remember that one.
quieter guy: (tells same dirty joke)
girl: you perverted b-st-rd! is that all you ever think about? you’ll never get any if you think jokes like that are funny. go burn in h-ll, pervert!
quieter guy: well, i’m probably not going to “get any” anytime soon anyway. g-d dammit, why do i always cause the quiet guy effect no matter which girl i talk to?
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