Quiff


bad-ss haircut from the 50’s, worn by guys that would kick your -ss anyday. the haircut is pr-nounced: kwi-ff. a kwee-fffff is just a p-ssy fart
man look at that guy with the quiff. i bet he could kick my -ss.
popularized mostly by 50s rockabillys, a quiff is basically a forelock that is longer than the rest of one’s hair on top, and is usually combed upwards (and back), or to the side, or made to hang over the forehead.
depending on the wearers hair type a spot of gel or grease may be in order. very stylish & manly. if done properly.

the quiff is often worn as a variation or ‘evolution’ on the very simple (and very manly) crew cut, or with the (longer & back-combed) ‘duck’s -rs-‘ or da hairstyle.

called a ‘banane’ in french, for obvious reasons.
a few famous quiffs:

elvis presley

travolta in ‘grease’

morrissey

chris isaak

there’s lots more, but has anyone seen the m-ssive quiffs on those j-panese high-school rebel kids (often the heroes of ‘shonen manga’ (j-panese comics for boys))?? they kick -ss!
a hairstlye from the 50’s revived by the rockabilly and psychobilly scene. it is not to be confused with queef.
they turn around steal our riffs,
next think you know you see a boy band with quiffs.

-the quakes
a slang term originating in the 1920’s, a quiff is a sl-t or cheap prost-tute.
mrs. stengel was a total quiff today.
a hairstyle that is a variation on the pompadour, with a flat top and a heap of fringe in front, held together with lots of gel. elvis wore one. usually accompanied by sideburns.
“i styled my hair in a quiff to look like elvis, but i just looked ridiculous.”
the ship name for quinn and jeff from the tv show glee
hey do you ship quiff?
the male version on a “queef” (farting out of your p-n-s)
jua: aww nic

it stinks did you just quiff
nic: yeaaaaa man it felt good

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