Quintuple Dare
the mother of all dares. it is 5x the normal commitment and pressure of an average dare. should you decide to go back on a quintuple dare, you won’t be able to, because it denies the laws of time and sp-ce.
situation 1:
bill: hey joe, i quintuple dare you to throw a brick that guy and steal his car!
joe: no way man, not happening.
bill: you can’t avoid a quintuple dare, the earth will implode.
joe: well, i guess one brick to the face wouldn’t hurt anyone. besides the guy, that is.
situation 2:
bill: hey joe, i quintuple dare you to throw a brick that guy and steal his car!
joe: no way man, not happening.
bill: you can’t avoid a quintuple dare, joe, the earth will implode.
joe: i’ll take my chances on tha–
-earth implodes-
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