quofing
the present participle of quofe.
emitting penile flatulence, i.e., emitting air or gas from the p-n-s through the urethra.
etymology: “quofe” is the male form of queef.
note: quofes are a rare phenomenon compared to queefs because it is much harder for air to become stuck in a man’s urethra than in a woman’s comparatively larger v-g-n-. quofes occur most frequently after a catheter has been inserted into the p-n-s and removed, leaving air trapped in the bladder or urethra.
after reginald’s catheter was removed, he tried to take a p-ss, but ended up quofing and splattering urine everywhere.
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