Quogue
a town in eastern long island, considered part of the south sh-r-, where ritzy people live. here, they drive their beamer, benz, or bentleys, wear sweater-vests, and play croquet. they think they’re lance armstrong because they ride their bikes everywhere. here, the roads are total sh-t. there’s water and pot holes all over the place and the roads are narrow as f-ck. unfortunately n-body has any idea where the f-ck anything is outside of the small bubble they live in.
sorry, i don’t know where the surf club is in quogue
husband: the surf club? that’s all the way down
wife: no, dear, that’s the saltw-ter club where we played croquet with the jones’. the surf club is in quogue; you’re in east quogue.
yo with all the f-ckin money in quogue why don’t they fix the godd-mn roads??
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