Quonnie
a small but growing (ew) beach community on the ri sh-r-. everyday small cottages are being replaced with gaudy mansions that sh-t on views, and generally ruin the entire place. with them comes a h–rd of “new money” folks who prance the beaches in their lily bathing suits, talking about their plans to attend the “quonnie social” that evening.
even though they suck, quonnie is still an amazing place if you appreciate it for what it really is; the most amazing place on earth.
we swim all day, drink all night, regularly get f-cked by the charlestown police. we are masters of sneaking out, going for quonnie walks, stealing our parents vodka, and generally being amazing. for everyone who can say that summer in quonnie, your f-cking lucky. to everyone? sucksss for you!!!
“you gonna be in quonnie this summer?”-person a
“of course i will! will you?”-person b
“no i go to weekapaug…”-person a
(person b gasps and runs in the opposite direction)
“that guy looks f-cked up!”-person c
“he got a bat to the face during sloshball…”-person d
“awesomeeeee!”-person c
“you’ll never guess who i saw at dave’s coffee this morning…”-person 1
“who?”-person 2
“f-cking regis mannn he’s back!”-person 1
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