quoof
when a man farts (blows air) out of his p-n-s. like a quief, only its when a guy does it. there is no scientific proof that this can happen.. but it is fun to say.
“dude, whats that smell?”
“ew, did you fart?”
“nah i just quoofed.”
what you say when you know the shot you’re taking (in a game of basketball) is gonna be so wet, it sounds like a guy biting a apple. (wet meaning “all net”)
paulo: who wants to get sh-t on?
stru: -goes and d’s paulo so stru puts his hand in his face as paulo takes the shot-
shot: -quoof-
paulo: sh-t on n-gg-s dot com!!
a roaring queef. it is usually made by fat chicks.
and then she let out this huge quoof.
(1)the expulsion of air out of the p-n-s
(2)similar to the queef
did you hear how loud his quoof was?
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