quumf
v. to sit in waiting, for example, outside a public library and sniff ladies bicycle seats immediately after their owner has dismounted and gone inside. also to snudge.
well, smithy, if you must know, i was over quumfing at the pre-med conference.
the art of saddle sniffing
oo aar oi loik to sit outside the pub and quumf
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