QWERTY

qwerty is a known planet far from earth where all the random and crazy people used to live, although a long time ago it was destroyed and has ceased to exist. causing all the children who were the offspring of those who are crazy and random to land on earth.
“dude she is insane!”
“well, nah sh-t she’s from qwerty”

“he’s just so random!”
“yep, cause his parents are from qwerty”
qwerty is the keyboard layout in the u.s for most keyboards. this layout was used in early typing days to slow down typists in order to have the typewriter in use not jam as often due to lack of typist’s speed. qwerty is named as such because “q.w.e.r.t.y” are the first 6 letters on the keyboard. (see dvorak for information on a different layout.)
qwerty layouts are still widely used because no one wants to stress over changing to the more effecient dvorak.
qwerty is actually an acceptable word in scrabble. it’s “a standard english keyboard”
well, considering you can use the word “aarrghh” in scrabble, qwerty’s not too unbelievable.
the most used p-ssword for anything
bob p-ssword is “qwerty”
a keyboard originally created to slow down typists in the old days of typewriters becuase they broke the typewriters by typing too fast. now there isn’s a problem of breaking a keyboard but it is still used and is the same design that was used to slow down those typists decades ago. why it is still in use is a mystery.
those typists are breaking all the typewriters by typing too fast, what should we do?
invent a qwerty key layout to slow them down
if your looking this up then obviously it’s because you saw it already typed out for you on your keyboard and thought it was interesting to type into urban dictionary while you were surfing the internet for p-rn…
bored… wonder what i can pointlessly look up on urban dictionary for a good laugh…-gets ready to type- omg! -types qwerty-

-well this is a disappointment…-
qwerty is a secret code word used by pedofiles and p-rn junkies. it is added to the end of file names as a method to return more p-rn results when using file sharing programs such as winmx. also used to disguise illegal child p-rn files.
if you can’t find the p-rno your looking for, just try searching for “qwerty.”

save the file as big booty girl qwerty.pic. it will get more hits that way.
a word that you type in google when your boredom levels are criticaly high and you need something to do before your head explodes. this is normally at school.
person 1.what can i do?!??!

person 2. have you tried typing qwerty into google?
person 1. no, i’ll try it

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