qwoke
when you are so “shook” on the “shook/triggered” scale, that it can be compared to being woken up from your sleep by an earthquake.
“i am so qwoke by what had just happened, i need a minute.”
“you mean ‘woke’?”
“no, more than just ‘woke’. like, i was woke by an earthquake. qwoke.”
Read Also:
- discount diggle
a small, inefficient p-n-s i’m not sure where we sit between her grabbing your discount diggle and male s-xual har-ssment.
- brain hurt
to manipulate ,confound or to “mindf-ck” someone. i’m not going to cripple jake ,i’m gonna brain hurt his -ss.
- dyckstracted
when the d-ck is so good you lose focus she was so dyckstracted that she let him use her credit card, after cosigning for his new car.
- petunia ball sack head
petunia has shaved her head and now it’s a b-llsack “hey, is that petunia ball sack head!?”
- vernelli
what aj foyt calls parnelli jones. the origin of this name is unknown and is often overlooked due to aj’s history of incorrectly pr-nouncing fellow drivers’ names, but is hilarious nevertheless. vernelli outpaced us again, this is for certain sure!