qwop

a slang term for quarter pounder usually referring to a “qp” quarter pound of weed
just picked up a qwop
qwop is a simple flash game where kids can play, laugh and have fun with while learning the basics about the body and what it is capable of. it’s very educating, and it’ll make children understand how to run properly when they grow older.

we suggest parents to show this wonderful game to any little girl or boy they may think might want to run the olympics someday.

the name “qwop” is from the fact that you only need the keyboard letters q, w, o and p to play.

(note: the author of this post has been taking lithium after going in complete depression after playing qwop. side effects to this game may not vary. all reactions have been proven the same: an urge to hit a baby, having blue vision, eating their own sh-t, having uncontrollable periods {both male and female}, listening to static in a bright red room and/or randomly yelling at their neighbor’s wall asking for a twinkie. see a doctor if any child has these symptoms or if they start having other strange behavior after one minute of playing this flash game.)
qwop is a game chuck norris can’t even win.
the hardest game ever made.
dude i think i failed my test today.

couldn’t have been as hard as qwop.
everyone’s a winner
to qwop-to flail your legs madly in what was never thought possible- until this day.

qwopping-the act of qwop

qwopper: a qwopee
(pr-nounced “q-wop”) the hardest game ever made. the object of the game is to run a hundred meters using only the q, w, o, and p b-ttons, hence the name qwop. q makes the left thigh bend, w the right thigh, o the left calf, and p the right calf. players usually make it between 0 and 4 meters before falling flat on their face. it’s not even that fun, but it’s extremely addicting.
come on qwop, come on you can do it, yes yes keep going keep–oh sh-t, i flipped over and landed on my head. 2.3 meters, new record!!!
(to qwop) the act of simultaneously moving the calf and thigh muscles in order to move forward, usually to run.
qwop that mile bro!

you completely failed that qwop, man.
v. a method of walking involving uncoordinated and sporadic movements, often resulting in head injuries and concussions.
“i saw him qwop across the street yesterday. it was quite funny to watch until his head split open on the pavement.”
a klutz. originated from the flash game qwop.
look at him, he can’t even stand up. he’s such a qwop.