R.B.P

random ball pain. experienced sporadically and without warning. consisting of a sharp or dull pain in the t-st-cl-s.
man! i got r.b.p. today.
really big p-n-s syndrome

having a really, really, really, really big p-n-s
person 1: do you have rbps?

person 2: no mine’s only 11 inches.

person 3: dude that is really, really, really, really big!

person 1: nah, you’re just saying that because yours is small.
rbp, stands for really big poo.

when somebody uses the toilet and their poo is bigger than they thought, it is then cl-sses as an rbp.
“hey johnny sorry i couldnt come to the phone earlier, i was having an rbp.”

“wow, that poo i just had was an rbp!”
acronym for “reverse burger pressure.” rbp is the small amount of force you apply while biting a burger to keep the condiments from falling out. usually this is gained by squeezing the side of the burger opposite of your mouth when biting the burger.
his tomatoes fell out of his double whopper due to a lack of rbp.
rbp stands for random b-tton pusher

an rbp is a person who has no clue how to play a fighting game. so they push as many b-ttons as they can trying to beat the person who knows how to play,often resulting in arguments.
d-mn it ceasar learn how to play the game and stop rbping
rejected by a prost-tute.
i havent got layed in a while so i went to pay for a blow but then i was rbp’d
read before posting. stupid people post things in forums thinking their ba, when really they were owned 20 posts ago.
“i saw that video the other day. i can’t believe he actually raped the dog.”
“actually i heard it was just a stuffed animal. it kind of makes sense after his eye falls off”
“oh yeah you’re right. it’s not as funny anymore”
“leik omgz taht is soooooooo wrongzors!!1 im caling peta! all of u sh0u1d dyeee 4 thnks funy!”
“n00b, rbp d-ck.”

or

“what’s his stats?”
“intel 56”
“56 intel”
“like intel? 56”
“like anyone’s going to know that.”
“i think his intel is 56”
“okay, i effing got it. jeez, rbp”