R Speak
adding “r”s into a word where they don’t belong. usually works after a soft “a” sound (aunt, lots.) but the “a” sound has to be before a consonant. (see example below.)
mitch – “hey guys, my aurnt torld me to gor to the marll!!”
frank – “what the h-ll was that?”
mitch – “oh, it was r speak”
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