R7M
the slowest person ever
did you see john run that race? he must be an r7m
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when you pop a b-n-r and fart at the same time yo no way bro i can’t belive you cracked a silly jim out on that 3 way with kelly last night!!
- bloody mailman
when you prop up on the toilit and take a sh-t so fierce that your -n-s ruptures cause a violent flowing package of sh-t and blood leading to a bl–dy mailman my stomach didnt feel right one day and my friends told me be ready for a bl–dy mailman
- aw narts
when something happens that is unfortunate and you feel the need to express it using a term like aw narts. similar to “aw man” but narts is cooler. -stubs toe- “aw narts”
- tolexted
getting practically raped over text message. common forms of tolextation include one-way s-xts and receiving nudes without warning. officer: and in what way did he s-xually -ssault you? me: he sent me a d-ck pic. out of nowhere. he… he tolexted me. -starts crying hysterically-
- minnisota milestone
when you stick your c-ck in a girls v-g-n-, she then cups your b-lls as you stick your finger in her -ss my girlfriend and i performed the minnisota milestone last night.