rabbi’s handshake


when you’re a jewish prophet but you need to nut bad so you give yourself a handy since you can’t let any of the dirty heathens touch your holy trinity.
peter walked in on the lord savior, jesus of nazareth, preforming a divine rabbi’s handshake with his wooden cross.

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