Rabid Baboon
first make your girlfriend do a s-xy stripper dance. then, when you get to the peak of excitement, jump up, thump your chest, swing your arms and spit copius amounts of frothy saliva, all the while making baboon-like sounds. then pick her up and throw her over your shoulder and carry her to your tree house.
“how did you get on with that new bird from the club??”
“it’s not going to work out – she called the police after i gave her the rabid baboon”
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