raccoon
the cutest animal on the planet!walkplanitgrade, is about 27-40 inches long, has 40 teeth, has about 5 adorable rings on it’s tail, and it’s famous “bandit” mask. has opposable thumbs and can grasp objects, did i mention they are the cutest animals on the planet? they can live anwhere from forested areas, to your own back yard! their scientific name is “procyon lotor”
hey, look at that ultra cute racc–n!
baby racc–ns
a girl who puts on way too much eye makeup and therefore looks like a rac–n. also she exists only to make worse the lives of all around her by being extremely annoying and sucking at life. also has the word c–n in it, i dont know why tho.
randee : “hey guys pay attentions to me! i look like a racc–n!”
delux : “bad racc–n! stop picking in our trash can!”
a person that wears black eyeliner frequently
person 1- omfg shes a racc–n
person 2- stfu
when you’re having s-x with a girl doggy style, you flip her over right as you come, punch her in the eyes real quick, knock over her trashcan and jump out the window.
friend: did you see that girl with the two black eyes?
other friend: yeah, that was me, i gave her a racc–n last night after the party.
nature’s ninja!
red: omg, a racc–n.
racc–n: konichiwa.
red: nature’s ninja!
a girl who wears so much eye make up that she looks like a racc–n
racc–n
a small woodland creature… opposable thumbs… very cute 🙂
also, a racc–n is the only animal with a bone in it’s b-n-r.
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