Race the Flush
a solitary game that one can indulge themselves in when having to take a p-ss. the rules are relatively simple. you flush first, then begin p-ssing. try and finish p-ssing before the toilet completely flushes and you win. if you can’t finish your p-ss before the water comes back up, you have been defeated.
once you’re defeated you have several options; you can flush the toilet again, or leave the remaining urine in the toilet to develop a filthy ring around the inside – punishing the toilet for its victory.
a variable in the equation for victory in this game is how long it takes for your toilet to flush. i’d say the average flush time for a toilet is around 15 seconds, give or take 2-3 seconds depending on water level.
this is predominately a game for men, since we take p-sses standing up, we have a more clear view into the toilet than women do, hence, a better way of judging if we actually beat the flush or not.
i know i’m not the only one who’s done this before, in fact, i’m sure countless people have done this and have just never thought of it as a game/idea, nonetheless actually f-cking name it.
drunk guy: dude…i just f-ckin tried to race the flush and i didn’t even come close..
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