Racist Door


the racist door is a figurative/metaphorical door that is opened when somebody makes a racist comment. this either allows for further racist comments or it allows for the retort: “you are a racist” or words to that effect, thereby closing the racist door.

coined on mock the week, by frankie boyle, when someone made a racist comment against scotland (his homeland) and he replied: “thanks for opening the racist door for me.”
“h-llo children, shall we see what’s behind the racist door today? oh, it’s ching chong chinaman.”

“does anybody hear a creaking door?”

– frankie boyle

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