radioactive turk
when a deploying marine gets his smallpox vaccination, and before the wound heals takes the band-aid off the infected area, rubs his fingers on the wound and proceeds to finger his unexpecting one night stand.
man, i was so excited before the last deployment, i had to unleash my love for the corps with a radioactive turk.
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