Rafael


rafael is someone who is cool, funny, cool, and yes.

normally people named rafael will be better than anyone else, unless they admit to not being like that.

rafaels also like to eat pizza and watch movies. they are known for being funny and stupid and sometimes annoying.

they are better than most people.

rafaels are normally reffered to as “raf” or “rafy”.
rafael is so cool.
hahahaha nice one rafael!
a really hot guy, usually a pot head
becky: “hey did you see that really hot guy?”

kellie: “yeah hes such a rafael.”
the god of marijuana and all things great.gets high just about everyday and loves to party.has a ginormously huge c-ck similair to the size of kimbo slice wich has many nicknames such as the black hitler,kimbo jr.,the beast of the east,the jawbreaker,the tank in the pants,the black mamba,the anaconda,the jew strangler,and el pito grande.those are only some of the many names for the incredibly huge bulge in his pants.rafael can fight so dont f-ck with him.he is easy to spot because there is usually fine -ss girls with big t-ts and big -sses around him.
dont f-ck with the rafael
that f-cking red ninja turtle whose banging the girl of your dreams.
jake: bro, did you hear?
shawn: what?
jake: sarah’s going with some dude named rafael.
shawn: rafael? isn’t that the name of that red ninja turtle?
jake: uh…yeah i think so.
shawn: f-cking ninja turtles.

or…

grunt #69: boss, rafael just destroyed all of your warriors!
shredder: turtttleeess!!!!!

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